Can we just talk about Crossy roads?

This is one of those apps that you don’t just forget about after downloading it. This app is like committing your soul (and notifications) to remembering it. Sitting in public with nothing to do?

CROSSY ROADS IS YOUR SAVIOR.

Hate looking lame at group gatherings but can’t stand actually talking?

CROSSY ROADS

There is nothing wrong with pretending you have no interest in going out tonight because you really want to get emo goose and need 1000 coins to do so. Honestly it’s probably better than what you would have done while socializing anyways.

Not to mention all the characters are ssoooo cute! You must have them all. Sacrifice your friends, family, and job because you need that horse and you need it now.

crossy-road-collage

What’s that you’ve got an exam tomorrow? You’ll be fine, you know who won’t? That poor chicken you’re making cross a road all on its own. If you can’t be there for it how will you ever be there for your friends and family? You won’t, it’s as simple as that.

From a very sarcastic Teenage catastrophe who one day hopes to sudgest her own crossy roads animal/thing, Elizabeth

Ps. The game is really cute and fun though, highly suggest it as your next waiting room/underground/train/taxi/home alone because you don’t want to go out tonight game.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s