The worst Christmas dish you’ve ever had

I’m going to start with the fact that it might have been saved from Halloween. The green ooze could have been butter at one point but honestly had none of us fooled anymore.

Mom had asked uncle Rick not to bring anything, claiming it wouldn’t keep over the three hour trip- that was the least of our worries.

It’s been this way for as long as I can remeber, mom says not to bring anything and Uncle Rick brings enough for the whole family.

There are three options when it comes to an Uncle Rick dish,

1. Feed it to the dog (I hope you didn’t like the dog too much, even I it doesn’t die it will never trust you again.)
2. Don’t eat anything-your sick with the flu this evening (careful he doesn’t save you any it will ferment)
3. Eat it and cross your fingers (I’m fairly certain he uses ‘mystery meat’ while cooking.

SOS CHRISTMAS

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